1. Anonymous asked: Hey I hope I'm not bugging you, but how far along are you in that new fic? I know you're probably sick of people asking but they are really excited about it.

    It’s done. I post the latest versions of my stuff on the pastebin, so if it’s not done there it’s not done.

    1 day ago  /  0 notes

  2. Anonymous asked: y r u so gay fagit

    1 day ago  /  1 note

  3. shitfacedanon:

    god I’m so fucking board

    1 week ago  /  1 note  /  Source: shitfacedanon

  4. reblog if you hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark

    (via ipgd)

    2 weeks ago  /  1,253 notes  /  Source: chazzerpan

  5. deletethestars:

stillbloodymimi:

blackromobama:

crispychocolate:

sawdustcherrytree:

averybloodylord:

mistcover:

scribblescruff:

haikari:

mk412:

inabaon-the-edge:

Oh, hello. I need a ticket for the DirkJake cruise ship. Thank you very much.

I’ll be taking the Erisol cruise if you don’t mind.

I would like a ticket to Stridercest island please.

Hook me up with the HMS Rosemary, if you will, my good sir.
Failing that, the Good Ship So Tell Me About Your Mother.

^^^^^^^

I’d like a one way ticket to DaveSolland.
It doesn’t exist?
Oh…

What do you mean, there’s only a rowboat named Karezi?
With a hole? Just fuck this.

one ticket for the S.S Erikar please

dirkjane tugboat please

U.S.S Erisol or O.S.S EriKar, maybe S.S. Anne…

i cant decide between the davekat, johnkat or davejohn do you provide ot3 services? 

Oh hey! I know this building!

    deletethestars:

    stillbloodymimi:

    blackromobama:

    crispychocolate:

    sawdustcherrytree:

    averybloodylord:

    mistcover:

    scribblescruff:

    haikari:

    mk412:

    inabaon-the-edge:

    Oh, hello. I need a ticket for the DirkJake cruise ship. Thank you very much.

    I’ll be taking the Erisol cruise if you don’t mind.

    I would like a ticket to Stridercest island please.

    Hook me up with the HMS Rosemary, if you will, my good sir.

    Failing that, the Good Ship So Tell Me About Your Mother.

    ^^^^^^^

    I’d like a one way ticket to DaveSolland.

    It doesn’t exist?

    Oh…

    What do you mean, there’s only a rowboat named Karezi?

    With a hole? Just fuck this.

    one ticket for the S.S Erikar please

    dirkjane tugboat please

    U.S.S Erisol or O.S.S EriKar, maybe S.S. Anne…

    i cant decide between the davekat, johnkat or davejohn do you provide ot3 services? 

    Oh hey! I know this building!

    2 weeks ago  /  5,213 notes  /  Source: firebirdandthelemonady

  6. On Air Post-Mortem

    I had another bout of writer’s block, and I just couldn’t seem to write more than a few paragraphs of anything. It was frustrating and I finally got something out which is great.

    I sorta latched onto this idea after seeing it in a homestuck general on 4chan and it just kept going. I think that I used too many pronouns and I definitely have some issues to work out with Vriska’s characterization as well as general word choice.

    EDIT: Also, my sentence structure is shot to shit.

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  7. Does your antivirus have god power?

    didn’t think so.

    1 month ago  /  3 notes

  8. Dumb shit coworkers say

    mcwork3r:

    I recently was listening to a conversation between a manager and another coworker of mine, here’s how it went.

    “I need you to take out the trash” (Manager black, female)

    “No, I will not, make Earnest(Employee black, male) do it.” (Emplyoee black, female)

    “Why not?”(manager)

    “Because taking out the trash is a job for a man.”(employee female)

    “What?  I take out the trash all the time” (employee black female (Vicky))

    “And so do I, this is McDonalds honey everyone takes out the trash.” (manager)

    Why do conversations like this need to happen?  Why couldn’t she just keep her mouth shut and take out the damn trash?

    why are their races important?

    1 month ago  /  2 notes  /  Source: mcwork3r

  9. I made a giant mistake

    now I have to start over

    sorry anonymous asker

    1 month ago  /  0 notes

  10. Anonymous asked: Would you write DaveTav? :3

    Sure, why not.

    1 month ago  /  0 notes

  11. The Mood Post-Mortem

    This is the culmination of a few ideas that were bouncing around my fanfic folder but I didn’t think had enough there for a fanfic or thought that this would be a better work to put these ideas into. I wanted to do something featuring a troll, because I felt I was getting into a rut (originally the terezi solo). Some people responded positively to The Party, and I wanted to work more with Roxy’s character, which I felt wasn’t really explored enough mentally in the story (originally, this was going to be a more somber work, dealing with Roxy going to rehab and meeting Gamzee, and dealing with their combined guilt, eventually falling in love). Along with this, coming off of I’m Sorry left me with a want to do a more plot-oriented work (not on the scale of Singlemomstuck, though, that was stupid).

    I think it’s okay, I guess. I wrote it over the course of a week. Finding Roxy’s voice was difficult, and I’m not entirely sure I got it right. Writing for Gamzee was another challenge, because I wanted to make his mental condition more apparent through his speech than through his appearance or actions.

    2 months ago  /  0 notes

  12. Anonymous asked: What are some tips you could give to a writer in general? Like the most important things not to fuck up on.

    General writing tips?

    Grammar is god. Check and double check your story for mistakes, especially during important events, where a mistake can ruin any emotional impact that you were building.

    Natural sounding dialog has pauses, hemming and hawwing as characters search for the right word.

    When creating a character, it sometimes helps to (pre)write solely about them in order to hash out their personality. Going in depth and spending time answering minute questions that come to mind is what changes an archetype to a fully fledged character.

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  13. whoisthebatlord:

quinkit:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

hussiesprite:

stuff like this isn’t really viable after the conversations uu and the kids have had about who can get what title bc of gender reasons

YEAH BUT KNIGHT OF RAGE MAKES SENSE FOR ME uwu

bard of space
yes i got the best god tier outfit.
i know you’re all jealous of my magnificent codpiece.

Prince of Hope
Fuck.

Page of Breath
Feels ♉, man.

    whoisthebatlord:

    quinkit:

    noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

    hussiesprite:

    stuff like this isn’t really viable after the conversations uu and the kids have had about who can get what title bc of gender reasons

    YEAH BUT KNIGHT OF RAGE MAKES SENSE FOR ME uwu

    bard of space

    yes i got the best god tier outfit.

    i know you’re all jealous of my magnificent codpiece.

    Prince of Hope

    Fuck.

    Page of Breath

    Feels ♉, man.

    3 months ago  /  2,400 notes  /  Source: crimson-cancer

  14. Anonymous asked: is "I'm sorry" a joke or

    Yes

    3 months ago  /  0 notes

  15. princessofkokoros asked: Hey, this is about your story The Party, with the four girls, albeit a month late. I'm just wondering, if you dislike writing that kind of stuff, why did you? I'm just genuinely curious, and wondering if it was a request or what? (I hope you know that I only want to gain insight, because if you don't like writing about it, and you really hate it, politely decline, or just don't. As another writer, I refuse things that I don't want to write.) Bluh, I'm just wondering, no bad intentions, I swear!!

    No bad intentions, I swear!!

    None taken.

    As much as it pained me to write it, leaving the story unfinished would make me feel even worse (especially because i had a perfectly happy set up going before I ran out of ideas). I also wanted to challenge myself (which is why I started writing fapfiction in the first place), so being that far out of my comfort zone was expected (i guess?).

    And yes, it was a request from an anon on HSG who would not stop talking about it while I was writing it. His exact request was just a fapfiction that featured all the girls, which was why the post-mortem talks a bit about how Dirk ruins a humans-only fapfic because Roxy gets left out.

    3 months ago  /  0 notes